Alibis Cologne for Men lets the wife think you’ve been in a meeting
It’s no secret that men go to strip clubs, and equally that not all their wives/girlfriends approve of it. To stem the tide of familial discord as South African strip club has kindly created a cologne that lets their clients disguise where they’ve been. Rather than smell of sweat, cheap perfume and the scent of longing, men can now opt to smell of three alternatives instead.
Here are the three options; My Car Broke Down, which smells of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, I Was Working Late, with scents of coffee, ink, cigarettes and wool suits, and We Were Out Sailing, which has the smell of fresh ocean spray, sea salt, cotton rope and aqua.
They cost $37 each, and you can only get them in South Africa, but how can you put a price on the lack of arguments achieved by a squirt of this?